I don't CARE if you're a freshman...

YOU'RE SO HOTT!!!

So we were assembled for our athlete welcome-back dinner in the basketball auditorium. And that's about the time I started considering myself a very lucky girl. Yes, I'm able to go to a great school, live in a great city, have great friends, be loved by a great family, and have two arms, two legs, and a head on my shoulders. But that's not why I'm lucky. No....but think about it. I am assembled in the gymnasium with 500+ other student-athletes who work out EVERY DAY. A.K.A. their bodies are jacked. Roughly half of these are women, so knock that down to a super-jacked group of 250 guys. Shave off another 100 or so for assholes, 75 for the not-so-attractive ones, 50 for those shorter than me, 24 for those who already have girlfriends, and you get the ONE super-hott guy who walked up the aisle past me. I swear to you right now on my business school GPA, he has the bod of a god. And hair to go with it. I haven't seen that 'do since I looked at my dad's pictures from the '70s, but he totally rocked it. A little long, parted to the side, with some slight curl to it. As he sauntered past, the heavens opened up, angels began swirling around his perfect golden locks, and cupid came out and struck me with his arrow. I was done for. My roommate had to pick my jaw up off the ground and wipe up my drool with her Kleenex: "Pull yourself together! He's a freshman." I whip around and respond with: "I don't care if he's eighteen or thirty-five! He's got the look. And I can't stop looking!"

Technically, our relationship would be acceptable considering I was asked if I was 15 or 16 multiple times this summer. So if you want to give the cougar label based off of looks, HE would be the cradle-robber and I would be dating an older man. Plus he looks like he's about 23. Either way, I WIN.

I haven't seen him around campus YET, but it's only a matter of time before I run into him in the weight room. So, until then, I must try to look extra attractive (and maybe 19) whenever I'm lifting weights. Which is actually pretty hard to do when you're squatting over 100 pounds and sweat is dripping down the side of your face.

I'll let you know how this progresses....